Big Foot Tours $499

Nobody was impressed with the evidence presented at the Bigfoot press conference last week. Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer say they have a bigfoot carcass in a freezer in northern Georgia somewhere. But that's not all! They also have video of a few live big foot or sasquatch hanging around the area.

Whitton and Dyer have alternately been described as hunters, hikers and big foot hunters. I tracked down an older story from a big foot blogger, who linked to their expedition site, bigfoottracker.com. Back then Whitton was were referred to as a cop and Dyer a former corrections officer. Dyer says he's a married dad and former Army ranger. Matt calls himself Gary and says he's a great tracker who "has associates who train bloodhounds for tracking."

Most of their current stuff is on the site of Tom Biscardi, who is a more experienced and perhaps more oily bigfoot hawker. The sites share not only a quest for Sasquatch, but also a fondness for blaring completely unrelated music. Biscardi's site includes field reports from around the country--but none in Georgia.

Whitton and Dyer on bigfootblogger describe getting started on the big foot hunt when being awakened by one "on the side of a mountain north of Helen, Georgia." They claim to have sold out a trip to the Blue Ridge-Smokies in June where "there have been actual big foot sightings this year" and plan a September trip to "an even more specific area" in September. They brag that only eight seats remain, but say the maximum they'll take is 10.

Their big foot tours cost $499 for four days, plus renting camping equipment if you don't have any.

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